Ebay find.. The Camaro? or the wife?

[EMD_Driver]

I don't know how long this listing will be there, but it's a blast!

Ebay

HER or the CAR?
Your Choice...
But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!

2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS​

As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.

Lets Compare Spec’s
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2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Muscle Car
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Pretentious Witch

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: SS Model
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Snob Model

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: High Performance Motor
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Motor Mouth Low performance brain

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Extraordinary Acceleration
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Wants Reparations

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: 6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: 36 27 39 @ 5”8’

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Produced My Kids

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: 6-Speed Manual Transmission
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: 1-Speed... Slow

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Active Fuel Management
Active Micro Management

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System
Fully Dependant Decision Making System

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Unstable & No Control

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Competitive/Sport modes
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Vindictive Modus Operandi

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Launch Control
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Launches argument at every opportunity

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: 6 Standard Air Bags
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Mother In Law Windbag

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: RS Appearance Package
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Gave Up on Appearance

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: used rear end needs clearence lights

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Spoiler
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Spoiled

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Variable-Rate Power Steering
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Variable-Rate *itch Mode

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Throaty Exhaust
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Throating Nothing Ever

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Precision Handling
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Loose on entry

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Under 10k Miles
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Over 10k Miles

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Supercar Performance
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Winning Drama Performance

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Carpet does not match the drapes

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: 16 cty/24 hwy mpg
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: 2 hours between Tim Hortons

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Rally Stripe package in inferno orange
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Competitive/Sport modes
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Passive/Aggressive Modes

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Doesn’t Know when To Stop

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Two Tone Leather Interior
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Too Tan Leather Exterior

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Never had any problems
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Too Many to list

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Unable to Diagnose Problem

2010 Chevrolet Camaro: Rack and Pinion Steering
Soon To Be Ex-Wife: Armpit Rack​

 

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[DianeScraps]

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[Gene-SUN]

Well .... my 4Runner is almost new with 21,000 miles on it and my wife is far superior to the one offered so I think I will pass on that offer.