I think you just came across the best forum in North America. We have a lot of fun here including dumb jokes, but hey, we're human.
There is a myriad of expertise that would cover just about anything you'll need to know about your trailer.
I thought your intro was comical so you'll fit right in. To fit 3 boys and Ripley as well as you and Steve in the trailer could be a challenge
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Jerry & Debbie
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