Winter Travel Warning! (Humor)
With all of the severe weather forecast this winter, the Department of Transportation issued a travel warning. They suggest that anyone traveling in snowy, or icy conditions should have the following: Shovel, Blankets or sleeping bag, Extra clothing including coats, hats and gloves. 24 hours worth of food, De-icer, Rock salt, Flashlight and spare batteries. Road flares or reflective triangles, Empty gas can and Booster cables.
I looked like an idiot getting on the bus this morning.