humor department

[JerryJ]

Finally, A Blonde Joke I Hadn't Heard.
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a ball. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.'
You OK?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'It's best I stay here.' he says.
'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says,.... "Because I'm the Goalie !"

[Janalee]

A sales rep, an administrative clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, "I'll give each one of you one wish."

Excited, the admin clerk says "Me first, me first! I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof, she is gone.

"Me next, me next," says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my live." Poof, he is gone.

"Ok, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.

The manager, obviously annoyed says, "I want those two back in my office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

[Janalee]

A big mouth college student challenged a senior citizen he was sitting next to on a bus. He claimed it was impossible for the older generation to understand his world.

“You grew up in a different world,” the student said. “Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers, the internet…”

Taking advantage of a pause in the student’s litany, the senior said, “You’re right sonny. We didn’t have those things when we were young... so we invented them!”